i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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