If i come over, it means nothing
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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