And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
