jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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