32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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