Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
