I wanna passion pit in your ass
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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