Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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