No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think my moral compass just broke
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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