I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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