what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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