Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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