At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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