How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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