i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
At least life still wants to fuck me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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