I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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