Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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