Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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