This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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