i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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