Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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