just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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