Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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