I don't think brook has ever known best
it was like eating out sand paper
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm both gender and math confused
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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