he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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