my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its not stalking. its research.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
