coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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