I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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