she peed on how many people?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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