I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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