and she was petting her beer can
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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