I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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