in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Congratulations! We have a period
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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