I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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