I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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