he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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