And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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