super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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