I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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