You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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