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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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