you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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