we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
it glows. i had to have it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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