They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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