look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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