He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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