But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
