Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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