I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize