I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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