omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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