His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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