whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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