i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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