3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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