My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I AM VODKA MAN
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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