you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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